Geeky Giftening – A Secret Blogger Santa

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Chris--- This Santa suit's too big on me, isn't it? One sec, let me fix that before we go on... Okay, okay, happy summery Christmas from the end of the world, which is totally where I'm at right now, wearing a... swimsuit. If this seems oddly Christmasy to you, it's probably... Continue Reading →

Have I been kidnapped? Yes

Ah, yes, it's that time again when I explain why you were forced to forget about me by mysterious hooded figures in the night. It's kind of a funny story, okay? I had to be away for a while with no warning - you know, it happens - and I didn't want you to worry too much... Continue Reading →

A Call To Arms

*Taps the mic* Is this thing on? No? Okay, we don't need it, I'll just scream from the top of this statue. Here's the thing. This isn't a regular post, and in a couple days, it'll have disappeared from the face of the planet. But some stuff needs to be known right now. So if... Continue Reading →

Hello, I Have Tourette’s

Welcome to the twitchy glade, greenies. I hope this is where the Maze Runner reference ends... Wouldn't want you to get killed by a Griever. Watch your back just in case. As a few of you may know, a couple months ago I sent an essay to Clover Letter, talking about how I found out... Continue Reading →

Confessions Of A Were-Writer

For the sake of mystery, you must know, I have many dark secrets. And I'm aware that sounds like nonsense, BUT, 1) there's stuff about me you'd have never guessed, and 2) that stuff is lurking with me in the shadows of this dark room, which makes it some kind of dark and nefarious. Nevermind... Continue Reading →

The Weirdest Book I’ve Ever Read

Weird books can be pretty awesome. What a shocking thing for someone as normal as me to say, I know, but hang on. I'll give you examples. You need to know exactly what kind of thing I'm talking about. My Lady Jane is completely insane... And hilarious. There's just something about horse weddings that makes... Continue Reading →

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